If Kermit The Frog came up to you starts singing It's Not Easy Being Green & begs for money what would u do?

umm...i would tell him"the Muppet show didn't work out haah!?"
If Kermit The Frog came up to you starts singing It's Not Easy Being Green %26amp; begs for money what would u do?
Sing back to him "It's not easy making green so it's time for you to find a job and get your own!".





No, actually I'd take him home so he could live in my pond and serenade me when I want him to.
Reply:i'd scream lol. then when i got over the fact that a big talking green frog from the TV was singing and asking me for money, then I'd probably have a nice chat and adopt him as a pet.
Reply:Johnny: More problems than a math book? OUCH! Creative way of putting it, but still, OUCH!





I'd tell Kermit if he would back my guitar playing up by playing the bagpipes and wear a kilt, I'll share the proceeds with him!
Reply:Listen to the frog out and then lay some money on the toad for entertainment purposes.
Reply:I would make sweet, sweet, sweet honey love to him until he started begging me to stop.
Reply:Walk away fast while saying I am too broke to even pay attention because I have more problems then a math book
Reply:Give him a quarter since I am feeling generous
Reply:i'd throw a bucket of red paint over him so he would stop complaining about being green
Reply:I would hand him $5 and request "Rainbow Connection".
Reply:LMAO and hand him a dime. Lol omg.. I would love it
Reply:id introduce him to my friend sexi pig (miss piggy) xxx
Reply:I'd kiss him he is soo cute!
Reply:take him to lunch
Reply:i would give him a dollar
Reply:id give him a dollar to shut it
Reply:I'd break out my lighter and start yelling "Skynard..."
Reply:I'd offer him $ 10,000 to buy his legs.
Reply:Kick him out of my corner, I'm working.
Reply:I'd give him some money.
Reply:duet?
Reply:i don't want to sound mean or anything , but i might kick him.
Reply:put him on my shoulders and carry him home?